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New Evidence Trumph Still Colluding with Russians

The two schemers chuckling over their latest shared joke at Democrat expense.

According to unimpeachable anonymous sources in the State Department Emeritus ranks, Donald Trumph has been quietly orchestrating the unfortunate events we have been witnessing in Afghanistan. One of Putin’s senior personal chefs reports that the day before the U.S. rocket attack on ISIS, he saw the two men in a huddle next to his own seafood station. They were talking, laughing, making lewd finger gestures suggestive of  “заниматься сексом“ or screwing. Just who were they screwing in the kitchen at that time of night?

The substance of this story has been confirmed by Senator Diane Finestine’s Chinese cook, who is the second cousin of Putin’s informative chef, whose daughter is also an exchange student au pair for a recent high-level State Dept employee. The au pair confirms absolutely that Putin only enters the kitchen to conduct very secret business, usually in whispers and often with hand gestures.

The facts speak for themselves. The time has finally come to arrest Trumph and try him in criminal court, where he belongs. Final confirmation. On that very date, he used the word Afghanistan five times in personal calls to John Jr., Jared, and Melania. 

We’ll keep you informed about how this bombshell story unfolds.