Liz Chainey Talks January 6th

 

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She has two middle fingers on offer: one for women, one for men.

Interviewed recently on ‘Bill Kristal’s Secret Podcast’ (since NRO and the other deals went south), Liz Chainey uncharacteristically let her hair down about the January 6 fiasco and why she is so mad to this day about the Trumph stormtroopers. From the transcript:

<<I swear to [undecipherable, ‘God’?, ‘Dad’?], I was minding my own business in my House Office when one of the Revolutionary Overthrowers stormed into my private space. 

“Get out of here,” I told him.

‘Right,” he said. “As soon as you get your hand out of your [indecipherable, briefcase?,  pantyhose?]”

“Then he insisted himself against me personally. I could smell his nasty male lust, and the arm he wrapped around me was bulgingly muscular with a “Trumph” tattoo on its bulging bicep. He was going to rape me. 

“Please,” I said.

“Not today, you old sow,” he told me.

Then he was gone. I’ve been to the place where they’re holding them all, those goons who wanted to end American democracy, and I can’t find him, day after day after day…”

Where Bill Kristal intervened compassionately. “Do you need a break, Liz?” he asked.

“Do I ever?” she replied. Then she launched her final definitive and eloquently damning statement:

“You see, I thought I saw his first name on a neck tattoo. Buttfugger I thought it was. I asked Daddy to do an NSA search. There are only about 612 registered ‘Butfuggers’ on the sex offenders tattoo list, but there was one, a Trumph voter, named Elmore Johnson, who always told his victims, ‘I’m gonna spin you round and give you a treat up the Hershey Highway.”

“He said that to me, before the ‘Old Sow’ part. I know he did. ‘I’m gonna spin you round and give you a  ‘I’m gonna spin you round and give you a treat up the Hershey Highway.’ Treat up.” Said that. Never mind him. Can you beat that?”

Now the jackals of the press are on me because I changed my mind about same-sex marriage. Who wouldn’t? After being threatened with anal sex by a Trumph supporter in the middle of the night when it’s no one’s business whose hand is in your [indecipherable, pistachio drawer?, pantyhose?] 

I’m from Wyoming. Born and bred. May go there one day. And who are you to say they won’t re-elect me to an office we earned by right of birth.? Who else was from Wyoming? This guy:>>

I rest my case. Now they’re on me about same-sex marriage. More bullshit. I’ve said my worries to Mary. She was right. Since I’ve been unable to find Esteban, I’ve realized that women are better at oral sex and I understand her position we’re just “a body with a vagina,” in the words of Lancet, who just wants to get off and all men are pigs.

“They are,” she concluded. “I will find that Esteban one day, and we WILL finish our business.”